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Moved on

2008-03-20T02:45:37Z

i have moved on up and out here

http://trulymatt.blogspot.com/

flonase nasal spray keeps the fellas away

2007-05-02T04:36:37Z

Im moving this saturday i have a lot to do and i dont want to do any of it.
i had two girls nights with two different sets of ladies last week, filled with things such as food, food, drink, drink, ghost stories, boy stories, sneaking, undercovering, and a lil bike riding

This was the food spread at alicia's and co. girls night.

bangbangshoot @ 2007-04-24T23:45:00

2007-04-25T04:02:49Z

early last thursday morning a slimey slime slime slime ball stole my handle bars off of my bike and listen these handle bars contain my shifters my 200 odd dollar shifters and brakes of course
so yes they knew what they were doing they knew exactly how to fuck me over

okay so all this mess would cost me 350ish but wait while a good fancy bike friend was repairing he noticed a crack in my frame so if GB cyclery, where i bought it from wants to be a dick and not help me out then im going to have to get a new frame blah bloah bike money wawawawaaaaaaa

i i dont think i relized how much i liked to ride it i really miss it i dont want no other
oh and yes im coming home permently
well until i want to go somewhere else
im very excited to rebuild reconnect and rekindle quality hang out time with friends old new borrowed blue

ATTENTION!!!!

2007-04-18T20:46:39Z

PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME HOW FUN,FANTASTIC,WONDERFUL, AMAZING, BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE, ETC.
THE FLAMING LIPS WERE.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT.

bangbangshoot @ 2007-04-15T21:57:00

2007-04-16T02:03:33Z

we dyed 6 eggs today
i am about to eat my 3rd one ugh.
i like it best when hard boiled eggs are dyed, i like when the dye seeps through the shell and so you eat a green speckle egg or blue speckle egg or maybe a pink speckled egg.

bangbangshoot @ 2007-04-12T14:33:00

2007-04-12T18:42:29Z

ive had bicycle trials and tribulations this week, mos def a down and outer.

i did not go to class today because......well, because... i did not want to?

i i did a baby shopping today. i bought a cantaloupe and its is wonderful.
i also bought a amys spinach pizza for jason and i to eat and share while we dye long overdue smelly stinky eggs.

today i need to gather everything together, im going to gather my clothes, my dishes, my thoughts, my school work, my music, gather my eggs to count before they hatch.

p.s. i wish i could go to the flaming lips....

bangbangshoot @ 2007-04-11T23:59:00

2007-04-12T04:00:47Z

The Emperor of Ice-Cream

Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

Take from the dresser of deal,
Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet
On which she embroidered fantails once
And spread it so as to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb.
Let the lamp affix its beam.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

keeping down keeping track

2007-04-10T03:18:30Z

GRINDHOUSE IS GRINDTASTICALYY TIGHT!

also im going to be only eating pizza by the slice for every meal until next monday.
I am back at subway

yo

2007-03-08T01:29:04Z

long time no LJinterneting.
Love always,
Truly

bangbangshoot @ 2006-08-13T18:19:00

2006-08-14T01:21:31Z

hyey hey hey update newsflash
im in richmond towwn for good good as in awhilfooe for awhile i have an air conditioning unit now
and parents food so im set

bangbangshoot @ 2006-07-27T20:25:00

2006-07-28T03:26:10Z

i love

monster house

bangbangshoot @ 2006-07-23T18:57:00

2006-07-24T02:05:25Z

sylvester calzone rock n roll super star is dead
he had a few colds on and off
but he always got better
he recently got a cold again
he got skinny
but he always got better
we took him to the vet
he got medicine and fat food
he got fatter and happier and not
i played with him yesterday he was a wiggeling piggy
he jumped on me and he was apiggy
this morning my bro came to gove them there pig food and take out there piggy igloos
and he wouldnt come out he was dead
he went to sleep and didnt wake up
we buried him in our new back yard with some lettuce
i love my pigs we love our pigs
he had a little patch of no hair on his left ear
i miss my panda piggy

bangbangshoot @ 2006-07-13T20:36:00

2006-07-14T03:49:00Z

during one of the ttooo 22 22two 13 hour car rides
NO ! the one back to sweet virginia yes!! thats it that one right there
the one with the curly hair!
and we were listening to the radio people still listen ya know
and american pie and i thought to myself who covered a weird al song
thats what i thought to myself

ive never had a negitive physical reaction to the internet until as of late
is that how they say
well nt that many positive either
b

bangbangshoot @ 2006-07-07T21:42:00

2006-07-08T01:49:54Z

so florida is very southyou cant get more south

OH BOH!!! i saw south of the border ive never before
firt time iswear so if i have ever talked to you aobut it i lied i havent seen it much less been there
it was everything the billboards promisedand maybe jsut maybe baby a little bit more

i dont like florida i feel asleep while we were crossing the border
and when i woke up we were in depth indepth of florida i did not know this
but i felt disgusting i felt cheap
i was in flooooooooooooooordia R D I A
FLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORIDA R I D A
and its my birthday so i can watch stripes if i want to watch stripes if i want to
the movie about the zebra

bangbangshoot @ 2006-07-03T14:34:00

2006-07-03T21:36:00Z

im in the chesapeake
i think i am
moving the family was insane in the membrane
my mum is making a SWEEEEEEEEEEEt din din of frozwn egg rolls
i all by my lonesome two left feets
im typing well

bangbangshoot @ 2006-07-01T21:57:00

2006-07-02T05:00:24Z

hello friendfiend
how arfe you
not quite sure
drink drunk you tell me
you know?

bangbangshoot @ 2006-06-21T21:09:00

2006-06-22T04:11:20Z

jimmy
bill
fromt billing # 1

bangbangshoot @ 2006-06-20T23:58:00

2006-06-21T06:58:44Z

i dont have early school tomorrow
sleep in
fair well
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bangbangshoot @ 2006-06-19T13:35:00

2006-06-19T20:36:18Z

bangbangshoot @ 2006-06-15T10:31:00

2006-06-15T17:35:45Z

i cleaned a glass by squirting soap suddy soap into it
and a splish splash of H2O
then it got really soapy to soapy
too mcuh soap
so i used four water and 7 scores filled it up an rinsed it out oveandoveragainagina
and the soap wouldnt get out
i fill up my glass of water to drink adn there soapy bubbles
soapy bubbles still
so i give up ill drink you ill digest you soapy bubbles
gross city usa here i come
lonely bear

bangbangshoot @ 2006-06-08T10:01:00

2006-06-08T17:02:05Z

NA NA NA NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NAAAA

2006-05-18T06:39:35Z

i WANNA BE ON TOP

i havent seen it for myself but i just heard the word on the street from alicia AND...................!!!!!!!!!!!!
she loves her i love her we all love her
DANILLE WON MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSS

bangbangshoot @ 2006-05-09T23:10:00

2006-05-10T06:15:53Z

hey i only have recently seen midnight cowboy
and ALSO only recently began to notice all the references to it
the music the theme song if you will with the catchy running guitar
the general theme of it the relationship between the characters the characters balhblahg bLAH
the ending the start the end
in all pop culture currently popping
here are a few
SENIFELD and
that simpsons looking space cartoon
what would i have thought if i hadnt see the movie i would of been lost
does anyone know any others???

bangbangshoot @ 2006-05-08T22:02:00

2006-05-09T05:03:13Z

conans got chicago
and i dont got shit

bangbangshoot @ 2006-04-27T10:52:00

2006-04-27T18:00:13Z

im sitting at my latop just staring at it
just hoping that maybe some how some prospective fun and excitment or i would even settle for gossip
will come aross the screen
and i dont know what im sitting here lookingfor its all rather patheitc
and its giving me a headache i cant let go of it